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dorknewton:

wikihow-illustrations:

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Reblog for bountiful and relevant employment opportunities in 2019

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literarydaddy:
“ hotmeat89:
“wikihow to defeat dakota fanning in a street brawl
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I’m on my bed struggling to breathe.
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literarydaddy:

hotmeat89:

wikihow to defeat dakota fanning in a street brawl

I’m on my bed struggling to breathe.

(Source: wikihow-illustrations)

systemshocker:

seeing somebody’s domesticated wizard: wow, I love how well maintained and sleek his beard is! what product do you bathe him with? and what a lovely, clean, and silky robe… does he know any spells?

seeing a feral wizard in the wild: absolute running for life because it smells the raw ground beef in my knapsack

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jedihighcouncil:

jedihighcouncil:

I just want to know who read the Archie comics and was like yes you know what this needs? more gang violence and murder

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this bitch is in a gang now

(Source: mutantapologist)

terusmob:

terusmob:

literally all of online “stan twitter” language is just aave that’s been popularized and generalized by nonblacks to the point where black people are the ones who look out of pocket for using words we came up with because funny internet persona #23904378 wants to use “deadass” and “finna” in every other sentence

can white people please reblog this because all i see in my notes are people of color and y’all need to own up to the fact that you overuse aave as well (looking @ u white gays)

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parliamentaryinquiry:

durbikins:

twitch-eaglehart:

durbikins:

*kicks the door in of an alt-right’s house and let’s myself in*

haha, what the fuck is this? your “safe space”?

That sounds like a good way to get shot

lol what are you, a gun cuck?
can’t kill a man with your own hands?

this is my FAVORITE post please write “what are you, a gun cuck?” on my tombstone

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WHAT THE FUCK

kotyuuri:

FINGERS IN HIS ASS, 😳✋🏽 FINGERS IN HIS ASS, 🤚🏽😱 KANYE WEST, 👼🏾🙏🏾 HE LIKES FINGERS IN HIS ASS 🍑👈🏽 , FINGERS IN HIS ASS ✌🏽, FINGERS IN HIS ASS 🤞🏽, KANYE WEST, 🎼👨🏾‍🎨 HE LIKES BIG FINGERS 🖕🏽IN HIS ASS 👄💦 (it’s true) ✅ KANYE WEST, 🌈🐻 HE LIKES BIG FINGERS🖕🏽IN HIS ASS, KANYE WEST, 👨🏾‍🎓✨ HE LIKES BIG FINGERS 🖕🏽IN HIS ASS, FINGERS IN HIS ASS, HE LIKES IT IN HIS ASS 😫💦, HE LIKES IT IN HIS ASS 😩💦, FINGERS IN HIS 🅰️💲💲‼️YES, PINKY🖕🏽, INDEX FINGER ☝🏽, AND THE THUMB 👍🏽, IN HIS ASS TIL HIS BUTTHOLE GOES NUMB, 😔 WEST ⬅️ IN HIS ASS, NORTH ⬆️ IN HIS ASS, EAST ➡️ IN HIS ASS, MOST DEFINITELY IN HIS ASS‼️ YES, YES, KANYE WEST, 😎🎶 HE LIKES ☺️💗FINGERS ☝🏽👉🏽IN HIS ASS 😍😩🤤, KANYE WEST, 🎤👶🏾HE LIKES 😘👌🏽FINGERS 👍🏽💅🏽 IN HIS ASS 🤸🏾‍♂️💕KANYE WEST, 🤠🇺🇸 HE LIKES 🌝💓FINGERS 🤗 🤙🏽IN HIS ASS, HE LIKES BIG FINGERS IN HIS- KANYE WEST, 🤴🏾👟 HE LIKES 👅💞 FINGERS 🙌🏽 IN HIS ASS 👄☝🏽💦, KANYE WEST 🤘🏾🎸, HE LIKES FINGERS IN HIS ASS, KANYE WEST, 👨🏾‍🎤🌟 HE LIKES FINGERS IN HIS ASS 👀💕, HE LIKES BIG FINGERS 🖕🏽 IN HIS- KANYE WEST , 🎙👩🏾‍🚀 HE LIKES FINGERS IN HIS ASS🍑👈🏽, FINGERS 👇🏽, FINGERS ☝🏽, FINGERS 👆🏽, IN HIS ASS, FINGERS IN HIS ASS 👉🏽👌🏽, FINGERS IN HIS ASS 😵👋🏽, KANYE LIKES FINGERS IN HIS HOLE 👎🏽🕳💦, AYYYYY HOLE 👎🏽🕳💦 AYYYY HOLE 👎🏽🕳💦 AYYYY HOLE AYYY IN HIS HOLE 👎🏽🕳 💦KANYE LIKES FINGERS IN HIS HOLE 👎🏽🕳💦 AYYYYY HOLE 👎🏽🕳💦AYYYYY HOLE 👎🏽🕳💦 AYYYYYY HOLE, FINGERS🤞🏽, FINGERS✌🏽, FINGERS☝🏽, FINGERS, FINGERS, FINGERS, IN HIS HOLE,  AYYYYY HOLE 👎🏽🕳 💦AYYYY HOLE 👎🏽🕳 💦AYYY AYYYY AYE AYYY IN HIS HOLE 😫😩🤤💕

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sonictsumugi:
“I did this to my Tumblr, hope y'all enjoy.
Also y'all can use the icon I made, which I’m also putting with this. This will not be our final sunday
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sonictsumugi:
“I did this to my Tumblr, hope y'all enjoy.
Also y'all can use the icon I made, which I’m also putting with this. This will not be our final sunday
”
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sonictsumugi:

I did this to my Tumblr, hope y'all enjoy.

Also y'all can use the icon I made, which I’m also putting with this. This will not be our final sunday

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sridevi:
“ and I have something to say.
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sridevi:

and I have something to say.  

wednzdayaddams:

arkitiore-art:

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happy 16th dec folk.

heres one last look at some super illicit female presenting nipples.

scandalous

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(Source: oddbagel)

bites:

shoutout to all of the mutuals posting cows and mushrooms instead of making me read any dumb shit i love you

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pyrlspite:

solidarity in the face of annihilation

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